Shhhhh... Don't Tell!

I would just like to send a thank you to all of my wonderful friends who aided in my journey home last night. I admit to drinking too much and I am glad that I have friends who are willing to help. However, if anyone could tell me how I managed to consume so much alcohol, I would greatly appreciate it. When I arrived the kind lady at the door all but tattooed MINOR to my fucking forehead! After marking both hands with an M and put a wrist band on me, I was sure that I would not have much fun. Besides the fact, the place was small and sneaking a drink.... or more..... and some beer (thanks Scott).... and a jello shot, proved to be difficult. I obviously thought I was doing a good job until a got caught. No strict punishment, just a warning. So I guess I extend my thank you to the lady at the door for not taking more action! Lucky lucky me. Just so everyone knows, I am currently searching for an ID that will no longer restrict me from drinking in public. Then it shouldn't be a problem. And you are all invited to my 21st! (in December, so plan ahead) Also, if anyone can remind me of some of the events, that would be awesome. Thanks a bunches.