Fucking Ouch!

You know what sucks? Guess. Give up yet? Want me to tell you. Well, yeah, that sucks too, but that's not what I'm thinking. Okay, I'll tell you. Cutting yourself with a steak knife while you are cutting lemons. First sucky fact: the knife is serrated. Second sucky fact: lemon juice burns like a mother fucker in an open wound! I would know. I cut my finger at work today while I was cutting lemons. It hurt super duper bad. I even shed a few tears. My boss put a bandaid on it, but it hurt for a good hour or two after that! So I am writing this blog and start thinking about all the things in life that could possible suck worse. And this is where you are supposed to start feeling bad too. Things could actually be must worse. I could be homeless in a third world country living in old rags without shoes and eating cold rice and beans everyday while holding my undressed child on my hip and keeping my husband happy so that he does not disown me. Or I could live in an abandoned building using a trash can fire to keep myself warm while I look for a place to bathe so that I don't smell like three day old sweat and rotten piss. But instead, I complain about cutting my finger. If you have anything that may suck worse, leave me a comment and I will be sure to read it to remind myself just how lucky I am and how much my life doesn't suck!