I Fucked Paris Hilton because I love giving blow jobs!

Hahaha... I got this on my myspace as a post. It makes me laugh really hard.

Pick the month you were born
1----I fingered
2----I shot
3----I raped
4----I killed
5----I jerked off
6----I made out with
7----I licked
8---- I smoked
9---- I made out with
10---I slept with
11---I stabbed
12---I fucked

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01------a prostitute
02------a bag of weed
03------a hottie
04------a black pornostar
05------a bisexual
06------a toothbrush
07------Paris Hilton
08------an easter egg
09------a crackhead bitch
10------a mexican
11------a cat
12------the burger king guy
13------an overweight Asian man
14------an orange
15------frankie gotti
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a cow
19------A LESBIAN
20------a dog
21------a bottle of vodka
22------a drug dealer
23------a whore
24------a french guy
25------a bottle of henny
26------a jew
27------a homeless guy
28------The Trojan Man
29------a condom
30------a horse
31------santa clause

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- because i love marijuana
Black----Because I have a gigantic cock
Pink-----Because he was fine
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a gangster like that
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
Yellow-------because i love to get drunk
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray----- because I love giving blow jobs
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I smoke crack
Other-----because i have an extremely small dick
Turqoise-----Because I'm beautiful
None----Because I'm a BEAST!!!