I Don't Really Like Tomato Soup Anyway!

My roommate loves cheeseburgers! Yes she does. A few days ago, she tried to make herself a cheeseburger for dinner. Imagine that! I was in a pizza mood and opted to order out. Mmmm...pizza. My roommate got home before me and she was almost done making her cheeseburger before I ordered my pizza. Good thing. You see, her hamburger was fully cooked and the cheese on top was still not melted. I called her stupid for not putting the cheese on soon enough. We both decided that the cheese was just not hot enough. Oh well... pizza was almost done. So we both had pizza that night. It was pretty good. But we ordered from Domino's and didn't get those free brownies. Bummer bummer bummer. Then tonight... I tried to make a pizza in the oven. It didn't work. I totally and completely burned the bottom. So instead... I thought I would make some spaghettio's and a grilled cheese. (Spaghettio's are a good substitute for tomato soup.) I buttered the bread, and set the burner on low... so that I wouldn't burn it. After the bread was cooked to perfection on both sides, I put the sandwich on a paper plate. This was one of the last fancy paper plates that I had! As I cut the grilled cheese sandwich in half, I noticed something completely odd. The cheese was not melted! WTF?! I looked to see if the cheese was expired. Nope... not for another year. So, I did the only thing I could think of to do. (No I didn't eat the sandwich.) I called the telephone number on the cheese wrapper. First I was put on hold. Then a very nice man took my complaint very seriously. I politely told him that the cheese I had recently purchased would simply not melt. He got my name and address and told me that Kraft company would reimburse me and send me coupons for more cheese. He also put me on his Yummy Recipe list! Woohoo. Tonight was super productive.... I got free cheese!

And yes! This is a picture of a grilled cheese with a small bite taken out of the lower corner. If you look closely... you can see the picture of a girl on it. The women who cooked this the grilled cheese sandwich claims that it is the Virgin Mary. Whatever. I actually saw an episode of Miami Ink where the owner of this lovely piece of art got a tattoo of it. Yes.. it's true!