Scott!

I re-named this one so that maybe Scott will read it. It was originally named Paper Towel because the name Scott reminded me of the brand of paper products.

So I have this friend.... well, this guy that I know that I consider a friend. I work with him.... sometimes and I know a few random facts about him. I know that he has a dog, with no declared gender. I know that he suffered from a hernia as the result of a dance recital. I know that he is a really good actor...unpaid. I know that he likes apple juice, but not with sprite. I know that he smokes, just to get extra breaks. I know that he doesn't really care what people think about him. I know that he has a sense of humor. I know that he has two jobs, loosely, vet and bartender. I know that his shoes don't slip on the floor. I know that he knows what ass tastes like! That's about it... but good enough to think of him as a friend, despite what he may think due to some recent events and ongoing cattiness. However, he wrote a post about me, so I will return the favor. All in all, he is a cool guy. He's nice and has an amazing ability to make people laugh. He often makes kinky comments... which usually induce the laughing. For example, just tonight, he told me that he "had it all running down his arm." He told me that "it tastes good until you swollow." And he asked me "why he was all wet down there?" Ewww, ewww, and ewww. Most people think before they speak... but obviously not him! He basically tells it like it is and says what's on his mind. Not that that's a bad thing.... most of the time. He takes a lot of shit from me, but I take a lot of shit from him. It's kind of a hate-hate relationship. But we seem to get along. He even helped me get into trouble at a bar, and he let me borrow his coat. Aawwwwww.... what a nice guy. So here's thanks to him for being an awesome person. Seriously, there are only a few people in the world who's blog I can't wait to read. But let me tell you, his is one of them. Sometimes the comments people make are just as interesting as what he wrote. Other times, I feel let down.... like when he writes about "ugly deer." Still, I am a loyal reader. So, that's him in a nut shell, plus a little more.
(When I googled a picture for this post, I first tried Scott... just to see. Holy crap, as a result I got everything from naked women to crossdressers to porta potties!)